Sunday, May 3, 2009

3 Answers Men Are Afraid of

1. (Whatever)
Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever...

Men: Why don't we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want, once i ate steamboat and later got pimples on my face.

Men: Alright, why don't we have Si Chuan cuisine?
Women: Yesterday we ate Si Chuan, why eat it today again?

Men: Hm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is no good, i ate it once, then later I got diarrhea.

Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Whatever..

2. (Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything

Men: How about watching movie? It's been a Long time since we
watched movie.
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's waste time.

Men: How about bowling, or do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day?

Men: Then let's find a cafe and have coffee.
Women: Drinking coffee will affect my sleep

Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything

3. (You decide)

Men: Then we just go home
Women: You decide

Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. I don't want.

Men: Ok we will take a Taxi
Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance

Men: Alright, then we walk.
Women: What! Walk with an empty stomach?

Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide

If a girl were to say : "why not we go home watch the Football Game that Manchester United is Playing, order pizza for food and "I'LL PAY for the Pizza!"

I WOULD MARRY HER! That will be heaven on earth.

PS: i know its a far shot, but worth a try.

7 comments:

muthu said...

and there are no such gals on earth dude.... hihihi... :D

Vasanthan said...

@Muthu: i know the specie is hard to find, but i still have hope.

Nithz said...

A first timer here..Anyway, a good one. Hahahaha :)

PurpleHeart said...

ha ha haa !! It unfortunately is true ! :D But am sure u'll find a girl who loves soccer. I guess there will be..! :)

Vasanthan said...

@Nithz: thanks for visiting, i hope to see you often here

@Purple heart: yeahs its true. thanks for your wishes, hopefully i find a girl like that.

Arvind Gawade said...

Haha good joke, I can see some similarities to the answers..haha

Thankfully for me, my wife-to-be is also a Formula One fan and a car lover well she has learnt to adapt to my crazy passion..haha

Vasanthan said...

Arvind Gawade: U groomed Gayatri to be like that dude! Being with you for so long she is bound to get sucked into your crap!
but F1 is alright.